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Jun 26
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One time we were at the dinner table and my sister must have been in 5th grade, and she asked my mom, “What’s a blowjob?” I thought my mom was going to spit out her food. She just looked at my sister and said, “It’s a bad taste in your mouth,” and went back to eating. I’m four years older than my sister so I remember that cracking me up, and I still laugh about it today thinking about her going to school on salisbury steak day and complaining that lunch gave her a blowjob.


Chase Lisbon, when asked “Were your parents open about sex?” The rest of his answers are here:  F/lthyGorgeousTh/ngs