Beautiful and depraved.

Photo Emma Tempest (via thingsthatexciteme)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:23:53 -0500

Photo Emma Tempest (via thingsthatexciteme)

Inspired by The Big Penis Book

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:23:18 -0500

I’m a firm believer that the cock is a barometer for the potency of masculine energy. The way a man inhabits his cock, the power of his erection and how he fucks me are all excellent indicators of his level of performance in life. The men I know with behemoth cocks are also behemoths in the world. They are alpha males to the extreme. One could posit that it’s the cock that gives the man this confidence, but none of these men ever consider themselves to be well-endowed. “Tell me,” they’ll ask haltingly, “how do I, you know, measure up?” I’m always stunned, then I think they’re joking, then I realize that they just haven’t seen that many erect penises in their lives. So I know it’s not the cock making the man, it’s the man making the cock.

- from this week’s Objet d’art for F/lthyGorgeousTh/ngs

Lovely portrait. (via exactcenter:suicideunderground...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:05:26 -0500

Lovely portrait.

(via exactcenter:suicideunderground masochisticandpessimistic)

Best laugh I’ve had all day. syntheticpubes: What if...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:29:22 -0500

Best laugh I’ve had all day.

syntheticpubes:

What if women were as horny as men?

“Show me your titties” is infinitely funnier when it comes out of a woman’s mouth. You’re going to watch this. You’re going to see Gavin’s taint.

“I objectify guys all the time!”

by Harley Weir (via addsubtract:syntheticpubes)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:42:59 -0500

by Harley Weir (via addsubtract:syntheticpubes)

thenotes: Top 50 Albums Of 2009 (50-41) 41. Worriedaboutsatan...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:50:01 -0500

thenotes:

Top 50 Albums Of 2009 (50-41)

41. Worriedaboutsatan /// Arrivals

Melancholic IDM that resembles nothing so much as dubstep for the Postal Service set—or anyone featured daily on Britain’s CCTV. (Listen to track “You’re In My Thoughts” above.)

42. White Rainbow /// New Clouds

Kranky’s house tribalist hits upon his most compelling synthesis of new age shimmer and old world rhythm yet in this four-part symphony.

43. Russian Circles /// Geneva

Breathing hot, curdled breath into post-rock, Geneva feints toward industrial metal before pivoting to orchestral threnody.

44. Tiny Vipers /// Life On Earth

Acoustic heartbreaker Jesy Fortino plucks, bends and arpeggiates her way toward folked-up abstraction and back again, ditching your soul out there in wintry spareness of her singular melodies.

45. Odd Nosdam /// T.I.M.E. Soundtrack

Anticon all-star trafficks in instrumental hip-hop stitched together from buzzsaw guitars, ambient washes and downtempo electronica.

46. The Fauns /// The Fauns

One part twee, one part shoegaze, all luxurious dreamworlds of satin pillows and jeweled constellations.

47. Mount Eerie /// Wind’s Poem

Scalding black noise, followed by tremulous drones designed to cauterize your earholes. Skull-tingling intimacy, followed by torrents of sludge to drown your thoughts.

48. Animal Collective /// Fall Be Kind EP

What you liked about Merriweather Post Pavilion, refined and distilled to a healthy burst of sonic exoticism free of that greasy, flattening production. ”What Would I Want? Sky” > “My Girls,” y’all.

49. Kurt Vile /// The Constant Hitmaker

Ramshacklin’ singer-songwriter is spread too thin already but here scored some lovingly corroded 70s AM rock with acid lyrics to match.

50. The Assemble Head In Sunburst Cloud /// When Sweet Sleep Returned

Hard, sprawling psych the likes of which should seem second nature to former Allman Brothers roadies, plus falsetto’d vocal harmonies that cut through the stoner haze like a knife left out on the radiator.

Finally! Someone else loves that Odd Nosdam album. That was one of my favorite discoveries this year. It makes sense that it’s Miles. Miles is my musical soul mate.

yay, Pavel Flegontov (via placebokatz)

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:49:52 -0500

yay, Pavel Flegontov (via placebokatz)

Ophelie Winter (via thingsthatexciteme)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:10:11 -0500

Ophelie Winter (via thingsthatexciteme)

by public fruit (via syntheticpubes)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:02:05 -0500

by public fruit (via syntheticpubes)

"The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it..."

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

“The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women. We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn’t find any.”

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Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse of the University of Montreal (via) (via syntheticpubes)

Theresa Klein (via thingsthatexciteme)

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:03:52 -0500

Theresa Klein (via thingsthatexciteme)

Lovely stomach. Hate the apple. Every time I see one I’m...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:49:00 -0500

Lovely stomach. Hate the apple. Every time I see one I’m assuming someone is playing with some kind of bogus Christian mythology. Although it’s a very pretty apple.

by Francesca Anderson (via syntheticpubes)

"What I realized is that when two people are truly close and psychically connected, there is no room..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:10:33 -0500

“What I realized is that when two people are truly close and psychically connected, there is no room for dishonesty. It’s a ripple that’s felt in the relationship immediately. You might think you can lie or hide something, but it shows up on the canvas lying between you. The further people grow apart, it becomes harder to discern the blemishes, but they are still there and felt. Just much less acutely as the connection itself feels number. With a really open and honest relationship though, they show up right away. Little tremors. Disturbances.”

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Dishonesty and Pain: The Lie of a Lie